MODNEX INTEL/SKYNET-KATSURA GLOBAL INTEL: KATSURA, "I OFFER BOTH SHOES!"

MODNEX INTEL/SKYNET-KATSURA GLOBAL INTEL . . .

. . . "DIVISION OF PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN AFFAIRS" . . .

. . . REPORTS . . . IN A "POWER NEWS ALERT" . . .

. . . THAT "KEN KATSURA" (CA-AI) ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT HE IS OFFERING THE VOTING PUBLIC SOMETHING VASTLY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT THEY HAVE HAD TO SETTLE FOR OVER THE PAST 17 YEARS OF VOTING:  BOTH A LEFT AND A RIGHT SHOE.

. . . KATSURA DECLARED, "AMERICANS, CALIFORNIANS . . . ARE TIRED OF HAVING TO VOTE FOR EITHER . . . TWO LEFT SHOES . . . OR TWO RIGHT SHOES . . . WHEN THEY VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE . . . NEVER GETTING WHAT THEY NEED . . .

. . . MOMS SEEKING A 'GOOD VALUE' IN THEIR CANDIDATES . . . THE MOST POSITIVE CHOICE FOR THEIR CHILDREN . . . END UP NOT GETTING THE BARGAIN THAT THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD . . . GETTING . . . TWO LEFT SHOES . . . OR  . . . TWO RIGHT SHOES . . . INSTEAD OF BOTH A LEFT AND A RIGHT SHOE . . . FOR THEIR CHILDREN . . . A FUNCTIONAL RESULT . . . FOR THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY AND EFFORTS . . .

WELL, AMERICA . . . CALIFORNIA . . . I WILL OFFER . . . BOTH A LEFT SHOE AND A RIGHT SHOE . . . THE BARGAIN . . . THAT MOMS, PARENTS . . . AND ACTIVE SINGLES . . . SEEK . . . AS A POTENTIAL CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . . ."