MODNEX INTEL/KATSURA GLOBAL INTEL . . .
. . . "DIVISION OF SCIENCE FICTION & SOCIOLOGY" AND "DIVISION OF SOCIOECONOMICS" AND "DIVISION OF DEVELOPMENT & CHANGE" . . .
. . . REPORTS . . . IN A "POWER NEWS ALERT" . . .
. . . THAT . . . "OBAMA ADMINISTRATION" . . . RECEIVING "INCOMING TRANSMISSION" . . .
. . . ORIGIN: BORG MOTHER SHIP, "CA ADVANCED INDEPENDENTS FOR KEN KATSURA, 2016"
. . . RE: DEFAULTED STUDENT LOANS, 80s-1995
HAILING FREQUENCIES OPEN:
"We are the Borg. We have analyzed your defensive capabilities as being unable to withstand us. If you defend yourselves, you will be punished. Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us.
You must comply. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us. You will disarm all your weapons. We will begin assimilating your culture and technology.
We only wish to raise quality of life, for all species. You will become one with the Borg.
There are no terms.
Discussion is irrelevant.
Your people will be assimilated easily.
Preparation is irrelevant.
Resistance is futile."